Jan. 6th, 2011

cerealjoe: (Jaro - trop dure la vie)
At the train station: train 10 minutes late.
1 minute before the train arrives - "get into the back wagon, the front one isn't heated."
Once we try to get into the back wagon - "why are you going in here? It's not heated, it's the front one that's heated! I just called them up ahead to tell them that at the station!"

No wonder they have trouble getting trains to the right destination sometimes, they can't seem to get even basic information across correctly.

Let's look on the bright side of things, at least there was a heated wagon... not like the time when it was below zero outside and nothing was heated.




And now time for a photodump from Risoul. Ah. The snow. Ah. The cold. Ah. The sense of waking up and knowing exactly what to do for the next ten hours or so.



+7 and then some - snow, night walks, etc. )
cerealjoe: (night watch - puuuuutaaaiiiin la classe)
Yeah, that's a chicken toilet paper holder thing. Yep, Gali will forever be classy and take photos in the toilet (not "bathroom" because it was just a normal toilet and the room with the bath in it was next door). But come on, it had a chicken toilet paper holder!


(Chicken, chicken, Onew. All photos from the Chinon. December 2010. Agfa 200.)


Does anyone have some terrible "why did the chicken cross the road?" jokes? You know, the ones where you can't help but find kind of hilarious but all you can say is "that was just terrrrible!" ("oh la blaaaague!") and that's about it?

I used to know a couple but I can't think of any right now.

+3 - some more useful house things )

Actually does anyone have a terrible joke or two to share? The "two guys walk into a bar, what do they say?" "ouch" kind of jokes.

I like the "Tu connais la blague de la chaise?" "Elle est pliante." joke.
cerealjoe: (DW - pick your line I'm off for tea)

On tire les rois ce soir! Mais d'abord il faudra faire la galette, on est fort comme ça à la maison, rien sans un peu de travail et c'est tellement mieux!

Bon, maintenant il faut juste espérer avoir la fève. Je ne sais même pas ce que ça signifie être nommé roi (ou reine), ça porte chance, c'est ça? Le truc dans la photo, c'est sensé porter chance aussi et c'est là toute l'année (mais ça ne se mange pas... tout ne peut pas être parfait).


(Un peu de chance. Chinon. Décember 2010. Kodak 200.)


Tiens, hier on a mangé de la soupe à la citrouille faite maison. Je vous ai dit qu'on était fort!

Sinon, je me suis rappelée d'une autre blague à la con:
- Tu connais l'histoire de Paf le chien? C'est un chien qui traverse la rue et Paf! le chien.

Il y a aussi la blague sur les tomates:
- Deux tomates traversent la rue, une se fait renverser et l'autre dit "oh purée!"

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