I've moved on from "passive-aggressive bitch" to "monster" by now.

BRB, having an intense love-hate relationship with my thesis right now. Also strongly considering finally printing out an FAQ answering such awesome questions as: - so... what's your thesis topic? (answer: euh... so, have you heard about exergy?...) - you think you're going to be able to finish in time for the early April doctoral approval committee thing? (answer: I don't like you. Smiley face.) - what do you plan to do afterwards? (answer: first, let me finish this and then we'll see. Growing a beard and joining a circus sounds like a sound plan though.)