we are calling him an example of a Spontaneous Para-Causal Meteorological Phenomenon.

You know how most peeps had special baby/children's utensils and plates at one point or another when they were under the age of 5? That feeling of being special and awesome will never leave me again because I am now armed with some more amazing finds from the recycling center! Japanese stainless association and everything. These beat my standard-issue IKEA things by a mile. A life? What's that? Why would anyone need a life?