I don't have the right feels.

[cerealjoe]

Sure there are awesome things to being a girl but then there are the not so awesome things like your body deciding to bloat to the size of whale and your mind going on an emotional roller-coaster from time to time. That's basically me all of yesterday and today. Well, the bloating part started yesterday and it might also explain why the heck I stayed up until almost midnight to read a book because it was all emotional and I just couldn't put it down (for those who don't know, I am a 10pm bed-time person because I wake up at 5:25am for no other reason than because it makes me feel like I can have a productive day that way). Today I've wanted to bitch at so many things, and have bitched on twitter, and then half an hour later I just started feeling terrible for being so negative. But hey, you can't get the good without the bad! Some moments just have to be at the bottom of that happiness curve. Speaking of things that aren't all that awesome, I'd like to point to exhibit a: I mean, how cool do these chocolate bars look? Very cool, right? I expected them to be amazing when I got them last week. The truth is, you can't even taste the coffee! It's all sugar in that filling. It's like I expected to have all the ~*~feelings~*~ about the filling (see what I did there) and in the end those weren't ~*~feelings~*~ but more like :/ feelings.