Wheee! Mini film review!

[cerealjoe]

Hey! Dancing panda! So how are you spending your Saturday night? I'm have an impromptu pancake party while rewatching Attack on the Pin-up Boys and yes, there are dancing pandas in the film. I think we all know who wins at life! Also, the pancakes were made with leftover ice cream. In any case, if you can get your little hands on Attack on the Pin-up Boys, let me tell you it's one of those films that could not be crackier if someone had tried adding crack to it. Recap of the important bits under the cut. So the story is about these popular high school guys who get attacked by poo. Oh, Asia, you have done it again! Except this is a Korean film aimed at Super Junior (SuJu) fangirls, therefore aged from 4 till about 98... and so they can't show "offensive" things on screen and therefore all the poo is pixelated. Yeah, it does not get better than this. There is also brilliant acting by the SuJu boys: Oh, sweety, awesome face. But let's be nice to the guy, he's not all that bad without the scrunched up face: And good news! We can perv on him because he's actually an early 80s kid. Thank god, I was starting to get tired of all the 90s peeps. There is also drama and superpowers, yeah, spoiler: Siwon has Darth Vader's power to choke people, that's what you get for being hot and religious and stuff like that. Did I mention that there is a panda on the judo team? It eats bamboo and farts (yes, Asia, we get it you think that farting is the funniest thing since Jesus died but keep up the fart/boo jokes, it's refreshing). It's a SuJu production, they break into songs at the end. Ah. What else could we expect? Panda! Fin. And so ends my short review of this wonderful film which I know pretty much by heart now. It would have been better if it had more Geng because he's all kinds of awesome and he's pretty much the only SuJu kid I can recognise. But hey, the crack is awesome and makes you forget about PMSing and all of that stuff.