cerealjoe | We're doomed, the Moomins are taking over the world. (Reply)

You guys! We've been in the dark for all these years but now we can know the truth - the Moomins are one step away from being Satan's concubine!

Here are the best bits from the "truth" behind those evil Moomins:

Moomintroll is a bastard son of Moominmamma and Moominpappa. Has openly sexual relationship with Snorkmaiden. Sometimes they live in sin together in Moomin house. Troll is malevolent being out of Scandinavian mythology, originally referring to Finnish people.

Yes! Can you imagine?!? Those bastards live in sin together in Moomin house! The horror! And it is self-evident that Finns are related to trolls, why didn't I know this all these years?

Moominmamma & Moominpappa - Guardians of Moomintroll, not married, relationships are unclear. Let Moomintroll share bed with harlot Snorkmaiden under their roof.

The Hemulen - Maybe the most deviant of all creatures in Moomin valley. This seemingly harmless elder chap is truly a libertine and abomination. He lives alone, wears a purple dress, collects butterflies and stamps and like frolicking with younger males of the Moomin valley. This lewd sodomite goes constantly on sex vacations.

Oh hell no. Sex vacations and a purple dress? There is never an excuse for a purple dress!

And the list goes on... Little My is a "thieving anarchist", Snorkmaiden is a "whore", Snufkin is a "revolting freeloading hippie".

If you've never read the books, written by a "worst kind of openly lesbian feminatzi", here is a short description of Exploits of Moominpappa - "Self-explanatory. Stories of young Moominpappa indulging in world of crime, booze and gay sex." I think I'll have to go back and reread the story, I must have missed all the gay sex the first time around.

Ah! The whole thing is just trolling at its best. The whole forum actually takes trolling to a new level. ~~Guys, do tell me that it's all joking and trolling and that these people are not serious. If they are, I fear for the ones who are around them...~~

And remember kids, never touch anything Moomin related without gloves because there is great evil right there!

On a more serious note though, my lentils sprouted beautifully but my millet is taking its time. Apparently millet can be a tricky one, certainly not the one-day easy sprouting that you have with quinoa. But these things need to be learnt, no doubt.

And speaking of food... still the Zenit/Kodak 200 roll from the city center!