Yesterday afternoon I posted a tweet, in French, in which I made a horrible spelling mistake, "vous fêtes". It's not the first time I make monumental errors like that, I remember a comment I left on carnifinda's LJ that will haunt me forever where I made about three basic mistakes. Then there is the post where I kept on writing "flower" instead of "flour"! Embarrassing at best. I'm not even talking about the mistakes I make in Ukrainian, I never know how to spell those words where it could be an и or an е, of course one can change the nature of the word and easily find out except that it never works for me, I start doubting even more.
It all reminded me of a teacher I had in CM1 or CM2 (equivalent to 4th or 5th grade, end of primary school), I can't remember which. We would have weekly dictations and each mistake cost you four points, so that means five mistakes and you had a zero and three mistakes and you had below average (average or "moyenne" is a very important notion in the French educational system, you don't get your bac if you have under 10). And those weren't the easiest dictations out there, I remember a few with some things like "les va-et-vient des souris". To this day I remember that I couldn't figure out how to write that "va-et-vient" because it's the same in singular and plural and you can't really expect a 9 year old kid to know that! Still, I can gladly say that only once in that year I got a zero (on that dictations on the mice) and was quickly forgotten the following week when I had a perfect score.
( some more about that teacher... oh the memories! )
Of course here I haven't even gone into the grammatical errors I make, I like to pretend I just invent a new language as I go.
But I stay awesome. I'm wearing bright pink toe socks today that say "ask me if I care" with thug piggies drawn on. Life doesn't get much better than this.

Oh wait! It does! Last night! Last night was epic! There was a thunderstorm. There was no rain in Toulon and then on the train it started raining at about Ollioules. On the way home there were parts where I couldn't see a thing... and then the hail started and the lightning. I got home and we started on dinner and the light went out. It went out in the whole city! From our little hill we just saw the whole city being completely black, it was just an incredible thing to see. The light came back a few seconds later but it was definitely something to remember. The hail started again and it was actually kind of like extremely heavy, large and frozen snow but obviously it can't be qualified as snow as it was raining extremely hard at the same time.
From now on this will be "the night that Marseille went dark".
Apparently last year or a tad before that half of PACA lost power for an hour but I wasn't here to see it... so it doesn't count. |