I like kinky grass. What?

[cerealjoe]

Oh yes, look at me touching grass! You know how much that grass costs? Loads and loads and loads. We're talking about thousands of euros just for a few minutes on the pitch... so know that if you're just visiting the SdF you won't be allowed to walk on it, caressing it is just fine (it's very kinky grass).

Interesting bit of info, there is a 30cm height difference between the center and the side of the pitch. If you're fit enough to play real football or rugby you don't notice the difference though. This is the presidential tribune. Kind of boring, right? They do provide some cushions though... and possibly champagne. Also the president and Carlita take two different elevators because they each need to come with a body guard and the elevators can only house three people. And that's the end of the visit of SdF. Alas no real naked butts were witnessed. Boo. But German naked butts were talked about for hours after the visit. (and that is finally the end of the SdF [all previous entries on that can be seen here], I do have about fifteen unposted posts all typed up in my "to post" folder... when will I ever get to them?)

Comments

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[shrimpsaladcircus.blogspot.com (from livejournal.com)]

hahahaha This cracked me up. Very fancy grass, indeed!

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[cerealjoe.livejournal.com]

The cost of the grass and the story of the naked Germans are all I really remember from that visit... you'd have thought grass could really be that fancy!